lj entries? i think not!

i have come to an executive decision that i will use catch phrases as often as possible,the first of which shall be ending every subject with a witty "i think not!". amused? i am but that could be because im tired.

anywhoo (another catchphrase), i have also come to another executive decision:
my parents are conspiring to get me a job. yes, the eveh-ul rumours are true!
they have some crazy notion that they cant go on supporting me with their piles of cash and that i should learn to have my own income. namit's reasons for this thinking are these:

a) in the last 3 days, my parents have shouted at me for being lazy
b) during these arguments, they have also made it clear that they dont want to give me money anymore and that i should find another way to accumulate funds
c) they are making me pay for the most outrageous things i.e. ELECTRICITY and FOOD!!!

i support them, but cant be bothered getting off my fat arse to do anything about it, and this is where all the fantastic people reading this blog benefit.

Tired of having a workspace with a majority of white people?
Want some insults hurled at you once in a while?
Does your employer want someone who has access to multitudes of tax evasion skills?
Then you'll want to find namit a job!!!!
All you have to do to become eligible is ask your employer if he's looking for some extra muscle OR a casual employee, and you could win a genuine "namit is your best friend pass".
Hurry, stocks are limited.

anywhoo, the point of that was, you now know how desperate i am for a job.
later all, look forward to having an income next time i see you.

p.s. the subject was referring to the lennghty period i didnt update my lj. the reason for this was my computer exploded when i ran norton antivirus (bit ironic, eh?) and i finally got it back from warranty repair.

p.p.s. we have production practice tomorrow.